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The trombone.
The trombone is kind of like my thing. I'm first chair in Concert Band at my school. People at my school don't even know me...they just know my instrument. I get "aren't you that girl who plays trombone?" and "you have the really nice trombone case, right?" a lot. But I get "aren't you that trombone girl?" more often. Whenever Mrs.Hopkins(band director, coolest person ever) is arranging a group (Brass Ensemble, pep band, Jazz Band) she allways asks me to join...because of my super fly skills! This is my 5th year playing...I practiced pretty much like, everyday over the summer so now I'm just crazy mad with my trombone skills. Challenge me to some kind of trombone competition and I'd kick your ass, trust me.
And we have so much fun during band...I could tell you like 987438943274 stories about band...but I'll only tell you one or two. lmfao, omfg...this one time Mrs.O came in during Low Brass/Trumpet lessons and she took Alex somewhere...but before she left she mentioned something about his feet. Then she commented "you know what they say about the size of the puppies paws" and I didn't get it so whatever shut up. The after Mrs.O left Mrs.Hopkins turns to us and she's all like "...I know a different one. ;)" And we were like LOL. Then me, Gary, and Joey went on this whole thing about like...who has bigger sized feet and if girls have bigger feet does that mean they have bigger boobs? type thing. lmao, it was crazy.
Then this one time after low brass lessons we just like...air skatboarded down the four steps in the bandroom for about a half an hour like retards. And, you guessed it, I had the best air skateboarding skills. :]
And one more...ok, so we have this really gay song called Vivoranda? and we were saying like..."omfg I'm gonna walk down to Baltimore playing this song on my trombone. And on the front of my shirt it'll say "I hate niggers" then on the back it'll say "I like wiggers"...LMFAO.
If you can conclude anything...its that people who play trombone are extremely retarded. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I HAVE HOT TROMBONE SKILL LIKE A NINJA FOOL!
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