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BIG TOP TEN!
The list of ten things that have really been pissing me off over the years. The 13 years, to be exact.
So lately I've been reading a lot of "Top-ten" lists that seems good at first...but then you get to the end and you're like "wtf...this loser is SUCH a conservative dick-hole" So I'm gonna make the list of things that piss me off. Things, that I believe, are really worth being pissed off about. Maybe you'll get almost all the way through it and run into something where you're like "wtf...I don't agree with this" Maybe you'll read it and go "WOW...this is pretty much the best thing I've ever read...like ever." Here we go. Oh, and by the way, these are in no particular order.
1.Republicans. I hate Republicans. Why are the bothered by gay marriage? Because they're so fucking closed-minded when it comes to religion. Why do they drive around in big gas-guzzling SUVs? Because they're so fucking closed-minded when it comes to the environment. Why are they so fucking closed-minded when it comes to abortion? Because they're too ugly to have sex anyway. And because they're so fucking closed minded when it comes to religion. Why are they so involved in scape-goating money away from the poor to the rich? Because they were so busy reading The Bible they didn't take the time out to read Robin Hood properly. Conservatives in general just piss me off, they let the dumbest things bother them like...ooo those clothes are too sexy or...if you're not getting straight A's then you're failing school...or...act properly in public or...being Liberal is so much more fun.
2.Closed-minded people. You can throw as many facts as you want out there...but they still won't listen to anything you have to say. My favorite thing to hear in a debate is "oh, I see what you're saying, but..." And then there are those people who are just like "omg would you stop? I don't care about what you have to say, you're wrong and you know it so just shut up" Yeah, real nice.
3.Stupid people. I'm only in Middle School, so, as you can guess, there's an abundance of stupid people. You look at them acting like they're 3 years old, not getting their work done, complaining about stupid things...when they should be getting their work done, and its just like "wtf...don't you realize that these grades are the ones you're taking to high school? You're gonna be put in the slow classes, which means there's a chance you won't graduate high school (this may sound strange but Aberdeen High has their math program set up funny), you're gonna get stuck with a low-paying job and you're not gonna be happy at all. I can't wait untill I run into these people in 20 years and they're still living in Aberdeen...working for McDonald's or something.
4.People who try to talk about something that they don't understand anything about. Like, recently, I had a debate with a boy about which type of music is better: popular music, or underground music. I stated facts like how metal bands like to use minor scales and complex rhythms and difficult sycopation to make a song interesting and intelligent. And he's like "wtf I don't care about that, the fact is that those bands suck...how can they be good if no one's heard of them?" And I say "just because you've never heard of them doesn't mean no one else has. Death metal is really popular around the world right now. Its complex music, and people like it. Popular music is all written in major keys with simple rhythms and its just too simple for anyone with any knowledge of music to like." He ignored this. So this argument can kind of fall into the "Closed-minded people." category.
5.Fat people. Go outside and fucking excercise, then don't complain to me in gym class when you come in last place for the mile run.
6.Stupid ghetto people. Its not all people who live in the ghetto and/or act/dress ghetto...its just the stupid ones who love starting fights just so they can get kicked out of school so they end up like, I don't know, living in the ghetto. I also hate it when people think "ghetto people" = "black people." That's racist all in itself...Mrs.Strickland...
7.People who have no one else to pick on but retarded people. Ew, that's sad, go fucking get a life and leave the special people alone. You're just jealous cos they're so much cooler than you.
8.Idiots who fall in "love" for about a week then...come next Monday, looks like I should break up with the "love of my life" for that new cute boy. Please. That's not love. Give me a break.
9.People who think they're better than you before they meet you. Please, I'm a million times smarter than you. Fuck off.
10.Musicians that don't read music, or musicians that suck in general. If you know me, you'll know that I'm a tight-ass when it comes to music. It's because...most music nowadays sucks. Sorry if that applies to your favorite band. Actually, I'm not sorry. Go fuck off.
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