Well, welcome to my new site.

This is the site. I write awesome crap here. I really just needed an outlet for my opinions...so I made this. I had another website but I don't think I need to have that piece of crap floating around the internet...

"But Melinda...what do you write on this website?"
I write things about Republicans...and how anal they are. I write about good music...I haven't written anything on death metal yet, but its coming! So yeah, you pretty much get it. 

Second paragraph, and this is still the most boring thing you've ever read. Let me tell you; this wouldn't be a site were it not for you and your willingness to read my rantings. Now...this is where I used to have 69 million shout-outs...but nowadays I think that's freaking queer. Why do you have to give a shout out to a million people to show off who your friends are. So...fuck that. If you're reading this, it probably means you love me or you were bored and came here for the hell of it. Either way...I don't care.

Not the place...but, look: How much am I worth? I am worth $1,727,000.00 on HumanForSale.com!  How much are you worth??


This is where you learn all about Melinda.

About me: My name is Melinda Segovia. I am some combination of Mexican, Black, and White. If you look at me you'll either say Spanish or White...I don't look Black...except for my ghetto 'fro! I listen to good music. I think the music you listen to sucks, trust me. Melinda plays the trombone 1st chair at AMS. I am so freakin' good on the trombone words can't even like describe. I play guitar...the hottest guitar in town, Epiphone/Gibson G-400. I play bass guitar too just not as well...an Ibanez Soundgear. I'm taking up the recorder and keyboard this year...I'm alright but my skills on those instruments don't even compare to my sweet trombone skills. AND I SING IN A GROUP CALLED JAZZ DETENTION AT MY SCHOOL. I'm an alto...which means I suck aha, but oh well...I was forced into this group anyway. Other than music...I skateboard and do computer stuff. I'm alright on a skateboard I can do all the basics. Ollie, 180, Kickflip...I'm working on a varial flip but it'll be a while before I land it. Computers. Duh...I'm obviously a computer person...I'm learning codes and such but I don't spend all my time on it. Uh...I've got all kinds of friends, everyone knows I'm the coolest cat in town. I guess that's it...oh yeah, I forgot, I'm smart. I'm in 10th grade math in the 8th grade...can you say hot? Pfsh, yeah you can. Ok, here's the link to my buddy picture.